- Broke my big toe a few weeks ago, still hasn't healed all the way and I don't know if it's healing right or not
- We have a new president. He's black. That's supposed to be a good thing, but I don't think he's going to be a good president. Not because he's black, but because he's a noob. So was JFK, so I'll withold judgement.
- Went to Mexico. Before we got a new president, but after I broke my toe. Tried to rebreak my toe in the hot tub. Had to get a 'toe truck' to take me around...nah, forget it. Horrible joke.
- Made a very beautiful natural birdie on a par 3 the other day. Great 7 iron shot onto the green, then sank a 35 foot putt to drop it in for the bird. I immediately celebrated by getting too wasted to finish the round of golf in a satisfactory manner. Why do I mention this? Because it's important to ME, dammit!
And I think that's about it. Take a moment to hug a veteran. If you're a hot chick, take a moment to make out with a veteran or even to offer a veteran oral sex. Especially if you're a hot chick and the veteran is a hot chick, too.
RB
