Where have I been?

Man, I don't know what got into me -- maybe it's Facebook, maybe it's laziness, but Uncle Damien has let his little blog go to absolute shit. Kinda like my garden. I don't really want to compare it to my garden, but it's an apt comparison.

Which also leads me to believe that I have no readers. I'm going to have to fix that. Whatever. UNCLE DAMIEN IS BACK!!

At any rate, real quickly: It's great to have a blog to go backwards in time to see that I called the fact that Obama was going to suck donkey balls for a while (not because he's black, he's a NOOB!). Maybe he'll get better, maybe he won't, but I think that I could've done a better job than him so far.

Two words: Motherfucking Afghanistan.